NIGHT SECURITY TRAINING TAPE #05
The hallway is longer than your employment contract.
STATIC FADES IN: you have three seconds to get comfortable.
STATIC IS FULL: do not touch WASD. Seriously. Three seconds.
BEAR: he is a union issue. Keep your distance.
BOMBS: cost 25 health, stun Bear5, and lower threat. Rest benches heal you and cool the threat level.
OTHER EMPLOYEES: Goober likes Simon Says, Roller likes arithmetic, Aqua throws knives, Virdbirus outsources murder, and the hallway hates backtracking.
Headphones recommended. Good judgment also recommended, but not supplied.
UNAUTHORIZED COFFEE BREAK
LOBBY BENEFITS DESK • OPTIONAL • NEXT ROUND ONLY
Goober chooses the cost. Gren supplies the perk. Press 1–3, or 0 to leave.
INCIDENT REPORT #LOL
The static asked for one thing.